Yes, yes, it's still Halloween here. Whether it's because Dan's morbid or he really likes the Halloween graphic is anyone's guess. So...um...boo.
Now, one of the things that got the 'Gunz! crew into the haunting spirit was the Bull-o-lantern. He was a grand pumpkin. A pumpkin with a vision. A vision that was smashed by a Jack-o-launcher2000. A Jack-o-launcher 2000 owned and operated by KNIX's very own Tim and Willy. But we'll get to that later. First, here's some pics of the Bull-o-lantern.
Cruddy pictures of a beautiful pumpkin (hey, give me a break, I only had a webcam to work with). But, yes, the night was over, and the candle blown out. So then, listening to the morning show, we hear about this Jack-o-launcher2000 thing. Well, what better than to commemorate the first 'Gunz! Halloween than by smashing the living daylights out of the Bull-o-lantern? So we drove down to the Basha's it was at ("Your friendly, neighborhood political front.") and bid a farewell that left us shaking. Well, more from the cold than from any kind of attachments we had formed with the cut up gourd. We waited and waited for an almost interminable amount of time before it was Bull's turn.
Tim was trying his dangdest to launch the various pumpkins into a waiting trash dumpster via this huge home-made slingshot of huuuuuge proportions. This was the Jack-o-launcher. Soon enough they came up with the gimmick of sticking a microphone inside a pumpkin so their audience could "truly experience" the melon cadaver's whiz-bang trip through the parking lot. As luck would have it, Bull's turn came under this time and, in search of a good place to insert the mic, the techies stuck the business end through Bull's nasal opening. While this was mildly amusing to the rest of the crowd, Dan and Nico couldn't stop laughing. Alas, Bull overshot the dumpster and made a huge spray of orange gooeyness that came too close to the car for comfort. And, no, Willy did not let us keep the mic. However, I would imagine if the real Bull had wanted a souvenir microphone, clothing article, expensive watch, whatever, I'm sure Willy would have complied with the 8 foot, talking reptile in front of him.
PICTURES AS SOON AS KNIX STAFF GET THEIR REARS IN GEAR!